Sunday 27 June 2010

DON'T MENTION THE 'F' WORD!

Hurrah! It's over! Now all those tossers with two-inch penises can take their silly flags off their cars, vans and bikes and get on with doing a decent day's work.

Goodbye permanently green TV screen. Goodbye irritating vuvuzelas. Goodbye boring commentators with their pre-and post-mortems. Goodbye In-ger-land. You're coming home - but not in a good way.

I know this will alienate 7/8th of the population but frankly, my dears, I don't give a damn. Not everybody loves football.

I know the fans will continue watching till the bitter end and I agree that our final score should have been 4-2, but really, that's academic now, isn't it?

I've had far too many dates postponed in the past few weeks because: "There's a really important game on... do you mind if we re-arrange?"

Well, yes, actually - I do, so go away little boy and come back when you've grown a pair.

The unappealing Mr. L who's been on the prowl these past few weeks has something in his favour: he doesn't follow 'the beautiful game' which gives him more time to spend with me.

Trouble is: I'd actually rather watch a football match than see him and that tells you everything you need to know!

Meanwhile, my long silence has been due to a gruelling work and social schedule which has left me little time for blogging. Apologies. I'll be back as soon as I've finished this second book edit.

Hope you're all well. Till soon...

11 comments:

About me... said...

Hi Wendy,
Very funny post! Please could you contact me as I'm writing a piece about women dating younger men and couldn't find a contact email for you.
Please email me Karen on pasqualijones@btinternet.com

Wild Willie o' Orkney said...

Never thought I'd ever actually be GRATEFUL to the German nation...!For me, the very worst film clip was our P.M.taking time off to watch the game - in the middle of an important conference (Bet he didn't even fill in a fake sickie form either!)And as for your prospective dates...What bloody cheek, when there's all us non-footba' guys out her hanging their tongues out for you! Just hope you've listed 'em all in your wee black book.Yeah,thought your latest 'silence' was probably due to having to earn your crust etc.- but do hope you take some time off to enjoy some of your favourate hobby! (I'm certainly enjoying mine - tourist/festival season in full swing here!)

Liz said...

Well now Wendy I would have been pleased to see Engerland go through - if only for the fact that we spent a fortune on a huge screen TV for our 2nd pub....... bastards!! How dare they lose............

Don't be working toohard now

Liz x

P.S Willie - tourist season in full swing down here as well....

*The Eclectorator* said...

Wendy--

I've heard so much about you from Anna and Suz (Olson)! I love following your blog, in fact you are the inspiration as to the subject change on my blog to, of all things, men. Thanks so much for sharing you're stories. They are truly entertaining and I've even convinced a couple coworkers to start reading yours. I hope to make a trip across the pond with the ladies in the future :-) Wishing you the best.

Stephanie

Wendy Salisbury said...

Hi Stephie,

Thanks so much for writing. Any friend of Suz and Anna is a friend of mine!

Great to know you're following my blog and writing yours and I hope to meet you in person some time soon.

Love
Wendy

division three said...
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division three said...

hi wendy. love the blogs you have written so well over the years I have bought the book tbd2 and its wingging it way to me. I have one questing to ask of you. which of the meny toyboys wore you involed with attatched to the most? who had the potencial of steeling your heart? xx

Wendy Salisbury said...

Hey Division Three,

Thanks for reading me and buying my books.

I guessed I loved all my boys a little, some more than others, of course.

I'm still in touch with Ricky and Ben from TB1 and very fond of them, Jake lifted me into a better place at just the right time, Matthew was an unexpected surprise and left me reeling, Orlando was divine but I'll always regret the way I gave him no choice in the matter - each one touched me in a different way and I guess I ain't finished yet!

Hope you enjoy TB2. 2 novels now under my belt - but I'm taking a short break now.

W x

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